Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me!

“Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.” 

– Charles Dickens

If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.

“If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.” 

– Zino Davidoff

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar

"If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it."

 - George Burns

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying

"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner

 activity that doesn't involve two human beings." 

- Brad Shaw

There are two basic categories of cigar.

"To fully appreciate fine cigars, it's important to recognize the various types of cigars. 

There are two basic categories of cigar. The lit and unlit." -- P. Martin Shoemaker

Love is an exploding cigar

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” 

 - Lynda Barry

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time

“A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.” 

- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration.

"There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration.
 It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, 
a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar." 

 - Demi Moore

Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams

"Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams".

Victor Hugo

 

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle

"The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle." -  George Sand

There are two things a man never forgets

"There are two things a man never forgets - his first love and his first cigar." -- John Bain

"Women are jealous of cigars...

"Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival." -- William Makepeace Thackeray

They had no good cigars there, my lord; and I left the place in disgust.

"They had no good cigars there, my lord; and I left the place in disgust." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit."

-  Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars

A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth

"A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit." - Zino Davidoff

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar.

 

 

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

- D. L. Hughley

Αν δεν μπορώ να καπνίσω πούρα στον Παράδεισο, δεν θα πάω.

Αν δεν μπορώ να καπνίσω πούρα στον Παράδεισο, δεν θα πάω. - George Burns

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." -  Mark Twain

Η ευτυχία; Ένα καλό πούρο, ένα καλό γεύμα και μια καλή γυναίκα.

Η ευτυχία; Ένα καλό πούρο, ένα καλό γεύμα και μια καλή γυναίκα.

 Ή μια κακή γυναίκα, εξαρτάται πόση ευτυχία μπορείς να αντέξεις.

 - George Burns

Οι γυναίκες είναι όπως τα πούρα

Οι γυναίκες είναι όπως τα πούρα: οι πρώτες ρουφηξιές είναι οι καλύτερες. - Wolinski